carlgrms:

"I don’t like sex."
"Oh."

You’re not starting to like me or anything, are you?
Like you?
Like, fall in love or anything weird?
No.
Good, don’t.

Phil + innuendos.

phil: i wish humans had faces like this

#so obvious it hurts

ninadobrevadaily:

First Look of Nina Dobrev as Tatia at The Originals 2x05 “Red Door”

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

losttroylerworld:

Troyler + nicknames